Gotta say, brother: one of the funniest Opening paragraphs I’ve read recently!

If I’m honest, my butt has always leaned to the shlumpy left. Watching “the news.” Being nice to people. Ignoring the basics of grooming. Speaking admiringly about the Nordic socialist utopias. It’s all of a lefty liberal piece. My butt became a Bernie butt. But polite, not one of those rude Bernie butts. Until my butt got angry.
My Butt is a Fully Trained Marxist & Aesthetician
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Pedro B. Gorman
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Apr 22, 2021
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Gotta say, brother: one of the funniest Opening paragraphs I’ve read recently!
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Written by Pedro B. Gorman443 Followers
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Re-writing my life & personal narrative. Top Writer in Music. Fiction writer, poet, musician, spoken-word guy, voice-over/audiobook guy.
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